And then, I woke up.

UGGGGGHHHHHH. Do you ever see a guy’s status: “Her <3” ?

NO! Girls are so irritating.

if-you-really-knew-me:

So how’s that iPhone?

So how’s that iPhone?

I used to inwardly raise my eyebrows whenever a guy came in to buy Extenze male enhancement.

Then I realized, “This is a man who is caring and considerate enough to see to it that he satisfies his lady,” and now they have all the respect in the world from me.

I applaud you, gentlemen.

sex on the brain.

Forgive me. Um, yes.

thesuperjello:

I told you there would be no cuddle time.

I want this.

One more month, sigh.