And then, I woke up.

One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.

dear-photograph:

Dear Photograph,
I would spend time listening to stories of her youth, the family diaspora from this house and moments of silence. such as this, hearing her supplicate.
Dadima was unostentatious, patient and indomitable. She taught me to be all of these things.

The house isn’t the same since she left. There is decay and emptiness. It is as if the house died with her.

I am sorry I never made it back in time to keep my promise.
I am sorry I never got to say goodbye.
I am sorry you didn’t hear what you mean for me.

When I finally came back all I could do was cry.
I sat in that chair and cried.
I stood in the veranda and cried.
I stood over her grave and cried.

I miss you.

Your grandson,
M

Dear Photograph,

I would spend time listening to stories of her youth, the family diaspora from this house and moments of silence. such as this, hearing her supplicate.

Dadima was unostentatious, patient and indomitable. She taught me to be all of these things.

The house isn’t the same since she left. There is decay and emptiness. It is as if the house died with her.

I am sorry I never made it back in time to keep my promise.

I am sorry I never got to say goodbye.

I am sorry you didn’t hear what you mean for me.

When I finally came back all I could do was cry.

I sat in that chair and cried.

I stood in the veranda and cried.

I stood over her grave and cried.

I miss you.

Your grandson,

M

death-by-lulz:

Forever and ever is a very long time, Pooh

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iamthewalrustoned:

awaitingstoner:

7queues:

this should have more notes.

OMG A WITNESS

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thatfunnyblog:

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theamericankid:

Company twitter accounts are getting more and more awesome. This one takes the cake

> Goodguys Kitkat and Oreo.

> Doesn’t this mean that Oreo has admitted that Kit Kats are irresistible?

> Because of this I will buy both tonight.

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

thefrogman:

yeahiwasintheshit:

come and play with us

shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Supervisor: Why?
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: (silence)
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.

Supervisor: Why?

Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.

Supervisor: (silence)

Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?

Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.

Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

tastefullyoffensive:

Classic Paintings Recreated Using Modern Celebrities

[worth1000/laughingsquid]

shalalaalaaalaaaa:

“THE PLAN.”

theamericankid:

Wow, I will never look at one of those generic cat posts the same way ever again.