shooshpapping: OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME SO WHENEVER YOU GO TO THE TUMBLR HOME PAGE AND YOU’RE NOT LOGGED IN IT’S LIKE I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD BUT THEN WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE BUTTON THAT SAYS YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT IT’S LIKE OH IT’S YOU
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
fictitiousfake: J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
familyfriendlyurl: coolscar: familyfriendlyurl: why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman. captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this
and here we see a visual representation of my life
darrynek: itshinyu: darrynek: why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so. get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
photographedmemory: bitchytbh: bitchytbh: bitchytbh: My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did.. AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO GET ONE OUT OF HER BAG And she’s trying to figure out when she last had her period depending on what homework...
reblog if your icon is a sex god from the high...