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Japanese III, 2009 🎌 #fbf #flashbackfriday #guam #gwhs #日本語 #imamurasarmy ✌😁🇯🇵

Japanese III, 2009 🎌 #fbf #flashbackfriday #guam #gwhs #日本語 #imamurasarmy ✌😁🇯🇵

themasterslover:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

xanthewalter:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

whenever i find monty python casually just on my dashboard i just blinka  few times and then get super fucking excited because i don’t see them as much as i’d like to on tumblr

shooshpapping:

OMG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME

SO WHENEVER YOU GO TO THE TUMBLR HOME PAGE AND YOU’RE NOT LOGGED IN IT’S LIKE

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I CAN SHOW YOU THE WOOOORLD

BUT THEN WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE BUTTON THAT SAYS YOU ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT IT’S LIKE

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OH

IT’S YOU

marfmellow:

lovenaj:

rawhides:

I’m actually crying omg

lmfao! I had to take a deep breath after every one 

is this really that funny?

yes…yes it is…lmaooo

fullcabs:

fuck

daisyville:

slowlydisappear:

davidtennantspants:

teslas-stache:

uncannedunicornmeat:

liesbasedonlust:

I want this at my wedding.

This sounds threatening.
Two families enter.
One family leaves.

The Wedding Games

May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.


OH MY GOD

daisyville:

slowlydisappear:

davidtennantspants:

teslas-stache:

uncannedunicornmeat:

liesbasedonlust:

I want this at my wedding.

This sounds threatening.

  • Two families enter.
  • One family leaves.

The Wedding Games

May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.

OH MY GOD

retrogasm:

Truer words were never spoken…

retrogasm:

Truer words were never spoken…

frostbackscat:

One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.

dear-photograph:

Dear Photograph,
I would spend time listening to stories of her youth, the family diaspora from this house and moments of silence. such as this, hearing her supplicate.
Dadima was unostentatious, patient and indomitable. She taught me to be all of these things.

The house isn’t the same since she left. There is decay and emptiness. It is as if the house died with her.

I am sorry I never made it back in time to keep my promise.
I am sorry I never got to say goodbye.
I am sorry you didn’t hear what you mean for me.

When I finally came back all I could do was cry. 
I sat in that chair and cried. 
I stood in the veranda and cried. 
I stood over her grave and cried.

I miss you.

Your grandson,
M

dear-photograph:

Dear Photograph,
I would spend time listening to stories of her youth, the family diaspora from this house and moments of silence. such as this, hearing her supplicate.
Dadima was unostentatious, patient and indomitable. She taught me to be all of these things.
The house isn’t the same since she left. There is decay and emptiness. It is as if the house died with her.
I am sorry I never made it back in time to keep my promise.
I am sorry I never got to say goodbye.
I am sorry you didn’t hear what you mean for me.
When I finally came back all I could do was cry. 
I sat in that chair and cried. 
I stood in the veranda and cried. 
I stood over her grave and cried.
I miss you.
Your grandson,
M

death-by-lulz:

Forever and ever is a very long time, Pooh

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

death-by-lulz:

Forever and ever is a very long time, Pooh

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

iamthewalrustoned:

awaitingstoner:

7queues:

this should have more notes.

OMG A WITNESS 

this <3

iamthewalrustoned:

awaitingstoner:

7queues:

this should have more notes.

OMG A WITNESS 

this <3